Saturday, December 31, 2005


So it turns out my life isn't exciting enough for this blog to be event driven so I'm going to have to fill some of it with random essays that fall out of my head. This one is more of a list than an essay, but likewise, not directly connected to anything that has been happening in my life.

So these are some essential skills, effectively universal. If you can't do these it is probably worth your while to put a bit of attention into it. That is to say next time you find yourself watching FOX turn it off and practice.

Mental Math

You know reasons why you should learn this one but I probably have another: They teach it in elementary school and there is no honor in being shown up by an 8 year old. If you have fallen into the pocket calculator comfort zone it's not that hard to get out.

-Practice on your own time. You don't want to try it for the first time in a room full of your daddy's golf buddies. You won't get the reinforcement to try again.
-When you find yourself reaching for the calculator use it as a validator. Try it in your head first and when you get an answer use the calculator to see if it is right. If not try an easier question, or try it on paper. When you start to work out problems on paper you can see patterns you wouldn't get to know if you did it on a calculator.
-There is no reason to push yourself to frustration. Discomfort means you are trying something new; frustration means you've gone too far. This is your project. There isn't a test waiting for you at the end of the chapter. Take you time.

Touch Typing

The thing about a keyboard is that most of the keys tend to stay in the same spot. So once you learn where they are, they are going to stay there for a long time.. probably ever. Usually when you are typing on a computer you are slightly out of your comfort zone. Researching something you dont know about, asking questions from strangers, or trying to answer a question for somebody who doesn't get it. The point is there is enough to demand your attention without worrying about where the keys are. An up front investment will pay off for most.

-Find you home. There are nubs on most F and J keys so your index fingers can find them, and the rest of your fingers fall in line.
-When you want a key that you don't know where it is find it and find it from home. Try it again and match the movement to the letter. Soon you may find common words and letter patterns come with one motion.


Grocery lists, post-it notes, Chrismas cards.. The old fasioned pencil is not going anywhere for quite some time. Like the others above, take your time. When you are doing self-directed self-improvement there is no schedule to keep up with. Practice on your time. If you write a note to yourself and it looks sloppy try writing it again. It doesn't have to be perfect, though hopefully it looks better than the one before. As with life, discomfort is your friend; frustration and boredom are the enemy. They tell you when to move on and wait for the next opportunity to practice.


Yes, I said it. I admit it. Spelling is an essential skill that I suck at. I usually have a pocket dictionary in reach and I have shortcuts all over the web for spell checkers. Read 'Mental Math' again and replace 'calculator' with 'spell check'. Use the tools to enhance your skills instead of letting them be excuses to let them atrophy.


This one is a little more experimental but I stand behind it. Metaphore is an essential skill. Metaphore is not just for coffee house poetry and short stories. It is about comparing things. Using ideas that are known and applying them to the unknown to make them more familiar. Biological taxonomy and many other classification type sciences are powered by metaphore. So it helps with organization. When you can organize things they tend to start making sense. You can start to predict things.

Getting good at this is not quite like the others. A metaphore is only as effective as the person using it so it is not really something you can practice on your own. Try looking for patterns. Does a picture look like another you have seen before? Does the stranger in front of you remind you of somebody else but you don't know why? If things seem connect mention it to somebody and see if they saw it too.


The best place to store extra food is in somebody else's stomach.
This is BIG. People who can do this right are the ones who seem to get what they want very easily even if they don't have the ginormous bank account behind them. But if that is what is important to you I'm sure you could use it to build a ginormous bank account. I don't mean to belittle the idea of community here, but for now I mean the sharing of resources.

The basics are that you have things that are almost useless to you that are invaluable to somebody else. The current idea seems to be that when this happens you sell it to them for a price more than what it is worth to you and less than what it is worth to them. That way everybody comes out ahead, right? Maybe. The x-factor in here is the accounting. It takes attention to find the common price and redistribute according to this common understanding. This process can put you at a loss even if the numbers say you came out ahead.

What is the alternative you ask? Give it to them. Screw the accounting. Well, the tradional accounting any how. Give it to them and consider it a favour that will be repaid $sometime $somehow. The specifics don't matter because it didn't cost you anything.

But there are ways to screw this up so note the following:
-Start small. Give things you don't want to people you know who do want them. If you don't want it there is no reason for resentment on seeing it go. If they don't return the favour little is lost but people you know will have more chances to do things for you.
-Return the returned favour. If they seem to know the game and find something to do for you that costs them little and helps you alot then do it again. Over time you can come to trust each other with more valuable and more intimate things.
-Don't return unreturned favours. If they don't know the game you can't play it with them. You can try again later but you can't force them into this one.
-Don't keep score. Don't write stuff down, don't make mental notes. Believe it or not you already have a system that does this for you. You will find yourself liking the people who play this well with you. When the score starts slipping to far to one side things will start to feel different and you can take corrective action then. To actively keep track defeats the purpose of the game.

Another benefit of this over accounting is you can trade things you can't easily account for. What would you trade for an hour of compasionate listening? How much is good advice worth? To try and put a price on these things only diminishes their value.


Wednesday, December 28, 2005

"They Don't Understand"

I heard this at work yesterday. It is just about the quinessential victim's cry. The slightly scary part is that it came from somebody who out ranks me. Well, I havn't been there long so just about everybody out ranks me, but he does in title as well as tenure. But it was after hearing this from him that I considered applying Johnston's Law: The weak are opportunities for empowerment to victims. But I'm still not sure about it.

Victims seem to be a different class of weak. Not the product of circumstances beyond their control but in a prison of their own making. Most people just have to learn to make better choices, but victims only have to stop seeing themselves as a victim and take responsibility for where they find themselves. But since they are being held back by a mental block perhaps they are even easier to empower than the others.

I suppose it is possible to utter this phrase without the victim's subtext, "My life would be so much easier if they did," but I don't believe I've heard it. In fact, I might be very impressed if I ever did. Well, it would depend on the replacement subtext. If it was "They don't understand," read: 'So I have to kill them all,' I might be slightly less impressed. But if it was "They don't understand," read: 'So what can I do about it,' it just might get my attention.


Monday, December 26, 2005


It has been a long time since I tried blogging but this is not my first go at it. This time I am trying to consider slightly more sophisticated questions like the amount of voyeurism to allow, the amount of unqualified abstraction and I'm paying slightly more attention to marketing. I would like this thing to read as honest, interesting and productive. This is harder than I thought it would be. Even honest is hard. Not that I am dishonest but to tell the whole truth.. to the potential of the whole internet.

For Christmas, for example, my brother got me a Wal Mart gift certificate. It was a nice thought and all but I guess he never heard my "Wal Mart is evil" rant, and it didn't feel like the time to tell him. But I have since told this story to a number of others.

But I supposed it gives a window into what public life, political or merely celebrated, must be like. I'm trying to consider the reactions of all the people who might read it (yeah, that is dificult). I assume that will become easier if I start getting a few regular readers. That way I can try writing for them rather than the entire blogosphere.

To Communities!


Thursday, December 22, 2005


I am lousy tipper. People make jokes about it and all I can do is laugh because it is true. I have quoted Mr. Pink many times. If you are busy I should be last to be served because I am a lousy tipper.

I see tipping as doing two things: it empowers and encourages. Giving anybody money empowers them, and they will be encouraged to repeat whatever it was they think got them the money. The thing is that the minimal relationship makes it hard to make a tip encourage anything else but there are very few people I would want to encourage to be servers. Most of them are simply bad at it or I can see them doing something better with their lives. It is rare to find somebody who is specially tailored to be a career server. But these people I tip when I find them. There have been a few.

Also I think I have something less valuable to me and more valuable to them that I can give. Mainly patience. I am rarely in a hurry so I typically don't mind being the last one served. I don't drink coffee so I don't need it filled every 5 minutes. I don't eat dessert so I don't mind you not asking. And when you do finally get around to giving me the half-assed service that I am not going to tip for I am polite and curtious. I can try to make your job, and hence your life, easier with my wallet intact. But if you would rather my money than my attention you can send someone else over. I'll wait.